i don’t think so
God damn it.
are you the real?
If you mean I’m the ‘really about to give you a detention’ then yes. Yes I am.
i would make a list of head canon for prof-cum but i pretty much make it up as i go along sigh
head canon pro cum masturbates in the shower so no one can see his tears when they mix w/ the water
not that he’s a lesbian or anything
the biggest lesbian in lesbian land
you could say that again.
one time benedict read fifty shades of grey to me in a damp men’s room during a hurricane and we wanted to get it on, but no
for my herpes prevailed
excuse me
BENEDICT!! DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN THIS WAY
I AM YOUR FATHER
ALSO I’M KIND OF ABOVE YOU ON THE FOOD CHAIN BECAUSE EVERY MORNING I PUSH YOU ASIDE TO GET FIRST GO AT THE COFFEE
Pretty rude considering I’m the one who brews the coffee
all the profs secretly have a crush on me ‘cause I’m so irresistible but I’m a minor so they keep their love hidden in the shadows, waiting to hatch
I hope so, it would be illegal otherwise!
r UPERT!!! YOURE BACK!!!!! LIGHT OF MY LIFE FIRE OF MY LOINS
MY SIN MY SOUL
Hello! How are you, my friend?
GOOD! I HAVE HERPES
I’m so sorry, that’s very unfortunate. Erik sends his regards, I hope it goes away sometime soon!
Who the fuck is Erik and why should I care?
WHOA BENEDICT, THAT’S PRETTY RUDE? have you been hittin the crystal meth again?
My girlfriend has taught me ‘not to see the haters’.
all the profs secretly have a crush on me ‘cause I’m so irresistible but I’m a minor so they keep their love hidden in the shadows, waiting to hatch
I hope so, it would be illegal otherwise!
r UPERT!!! YOURE BACK!!!!! LIGHT OF MY LIFE FIRE OF MY LOINS
MY SIN MY SOUL
Hello! How are you, my friend?
GOOD! I HAVE HERPES
I’m so sorry, that’s very unfortunate. Erik sends his regards, I hope it goes away sometime soon!
Who the fuck is Erik and why should I care?
