welcome

earlgraystripe:

prof-cumberbatch:

earlgraystripe:

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i don’t think so

God damn it.

are you the real?

If you mean I’m the ‘really about to give you a detention’ then yes. Yes I am.

earlgraystripe:

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i don’t think so

God damn it.

professorfreeman:

remember when benny c was like ‘im not having sex with a student’ lolololol

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

professorfreeman:

cactusnipples:

alwaysblind:

thegingerwiththedragontattoo:

i would make a list of head canon for prof-cum but i pretty much make it up as i go along sigh

head canon pro cum masturbates in the shower so no one can see his tears when they mix  w/ the water

not that he’s a lesbian or anything

the biggest lesbian in lesbian land

you could say that again.

yekko:

I refuse to participate in this activity of prof blogging
no
No
NoO
NO

good.

professorfreeman:

one time benedict read fifty shades of grey to me in a damp men’s room during a hurricane and we wanted to get it on, but no

for my herpes prevailed

excuse me

janitorgraves:

professorfreeman:

prof benny c is a tampon (pass it on)

What is a tampon?

Not me.

professorfreeman:

BENEDICT!! DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN THIS WAY

I AM YOUR FATHER 

ALSO I’M KIND OF ABOVE YOU ON THE FOOD CHAIN BECAUSE EVERY MORNING I PUSH YOU ASIDE TO GET FIRST GO AT THE COFFEE

Pretty rude considering I’m the one who brews the coffee

professorfreeman:

prof-cumberbatch:

janitorgraves:

professorfreeman:

janitorgraves:

professorfreeman:

janitorgraves:

stunklegran:

all the profs secretly have a crush on me ‘cause I’m so irresistible but I’m a minor so they keep their love hidden in the shadows, waiting to hatch

I hope so, it would be illegal otherwise! 

r UPERT!!! YOURE BACK!!!!! LIGHT OF MY LIFE FIRE OF MY LOINS

MY SIN MY SOUL

Hello! How are you, my friend?

GOOD! I HAVE HERPES

I’m so sorry, that’s very unfortunate. Erik sends his regards, I hope it goes away sometime soon!

Who the fuck is Erik and why should I care?

WHOA BENEDICT, THAT’S PRETTY RUDE? have you been hittin the crystal meth again?

My girlfriend has taught me ‘not to see the haters’.

janitorgraves:

professorfreeman:

janitorgraves:

professorfreeman:

janitorgraves:

stunklegran:

all the profs secretly have a crush on me ‘cause I’m so irresistible but I’m a minor so they keep their love hidden in the shadows, waiting to hatch

I hope so, it would be illegal otherwise! 

r UPERT!!! YOURE BACK!!!!! LIGHT OF MY LIFE FIRE OF MY LOINS

MY SIN MY SOUL

Hello! How are you, my friend?

GOOD! I HAVE HERPES

I’m so sorry, that’s very unfortunate. Erik sends his regards, I hope it goes away sometime soon!

Who the fuck is Erik and why should I care?